It's a rant thinly disguised as a comic. If they can't get their point across without going keyboard warrior, then I shouldn't waste my time reading it.

I appreciate that they're still being hesitant on revealing the Vision

The insult "burger eating invasion monkeys" just seems lazy. I think we win just because we invented the Simpsons.

Couldn't Doctor Strange introduce Mephisto or another Satan analogue, as well as the female embodiment of Death? Josh Brolin had said that Thanos' relationship with Death is a big part of the character that drew him towards it, so I would imagine they'd try to make it work on the big screen.

Surprised Lea Seydoux would take a step back with franchises going from Mission Impossible to Bond.

Well if they want to make Tony Stark into an asshole villain in Civil War again, I now know what look to go with.

He rejected the Drax role because he didn't want to get pigeon holed as the hulking brute of few words

You compare this to the Star Wars/GotG mash up and you can really appreciate just how much influence a trailer can have on our perception of a movie. Using the same footage source, you get trailers from two completely different movies just based on the music and editing.

Can't forget removing Superman's red shorts

After 21 Jump Street was reimagined as a bromantic comedy, I'm done judging these remakes until they come out. That movie should have been terrible and it was one of the best comedies in years.

I'd like to nominate the Razzies for the Worst Award Idea Razzie. In the age of the internet, do we still need an annual jerk off for cynicism? We already got that covered year round

I wanna bring attention to Black Widow saying "We have no place in the world". Could she see the existence of the Avengers as dangerous? In Captain America: Civil War, could we possibly see Cap on the opposite side of the friend he's known the longest since being unfrozen?

I wish I could like Doctor Who, I swear it, I really do. There's just too much for me to bare so it's hard to muster up the care.

Pretty #HotTake for a silly joke

Eric O'Grady is dead. He had a good redemption arc leading up to his death, so I don't think they should bring him back. Either he's back and he's a cowardly douche again, making his death mean nothing or he's a changed man, meaning there's no point.

I'm getting tired of the minority character having to be the one who's from the rough neighborhood or who is an outsider. Why can't we just be characters defined by our actions instead of these metaphors for poor people?

I know Marvel owns Hydra, but a version of Hydra Bob would be my choice for TJ Miller. For those who don't know, he's a cowardly man forced to join Hydra who helps Deadpool out as a sidekick of sorts. Think of Henchmen 21 and 24 from the Venture Bros.

This is a big victory for white people everywhere! :eyeroll:

So you want companies to sacrifice their share of the content for free? They paid for it.

It's a bit more complicated than that. Distribution rights might belong to different companies and the pay breakdown could be completely different. It's not just content providers being mean for the sake of being mean.