“and I’m happy.”

Frankly, this is just depressing. Your dream night entails Chinese delivery (which is almost always pretty bad)? Can’t you at least dream a little and say curbside pickup from Applebee’s?

Why are people shitting all over this comment? This is LITERALLY my ideal life, and very similar to the life I currently lead, except replace “classic movie” with “TV reruns” and “fireplace” with “the fireplace I fucking wish I had.”

JFK Jr. crashed a party on Martha’s Vineyard. We know how well that worked out.

So....third?

This is what happens when you refuse to let the cat out of the bag.

remember that time she bravely tweeted about how police brutality is bad

remember that time she bravely tweeted about how discriminating against gay people is bad

??? Really? I thought those were two BLM activists.

What an idiot. Where can I find a picture of the sheriff? I need to add him to my collection of racist cops.

What if she gets out of the chair and sits on the ground?We can stretch the “what-if” to a point where she’s being non-violent but still needs to be removed from the classroom. At some point you need some level of force to remove her, and finding the perfect amount is difficult, even for a good cop. Or you just don’t…

I have no idea what she may have done to provoke the attack, because for some reason those details are notably absent from this article. I guess we shouldn’t even want to know that, cause we’re Gawker readers.