better now?

Easy, the Golf Harlequin

I think Ken Watanabe is pretty good but I actually like Hiroyuki Sanada better myself, just personal preference.

How do they clean the feces off of the slide? Is there some kind of detergent in the water?

Your second one is the best, but I think for it to truly shine we pronounce it as:

People eat gross & things all the time like the wackos who like to eat dried tiger d!ck to "increase their libido." Another gross thing is the smell of someone cooking or eating tripe & I easily associate the smell with vomit, anyone that knows the smells they detect are what the food tastes like, well I can tell you…

Nice to know we're winning the war on sharks. s/ On a serious note, what's the draw to shark fin soup? Chicken noodle not exotic enough?

Missed this one ^.^

Well yeah that's how I was able to buy my first new car. The car jacker even explained different financing options so that I can own the car as soon as possible but still be within budget.

At what point do you just pull over or get off at the nearest exit? The guy's already plenty pissed and barely cares about his own safety to tell the guy off. I don't know how viable that is on California highways, but it sure beats:

If you can't solve ALL the problems, don't try to solve ANY problems: there's the can-do attitude that made America great.

YOLO! Might as well, right?! Right?!

First world problems.