You are playing pretend time again Martin

No one thinks your smart, clever or funny Martin. NO ONE

Shit talking little bitch

You fucking idiotic little kid talking shit Martin. No one thinks anything of you kid I can;t stress that enough.

Two of my family members are nurses including myself, another is a boxer. Say that to our face you wannbee tough guy and one family member will beat the shit out of your body while the other repairs it. Anyone can pretend they are better then someone else over the internet that part is easy. Say it to their face like…

Nice contribution to the conversation bud

Burger King is becoming the Taco Bell of burger joints. Only drunks and stoned teenagers eat at BK at this point.

I'm so glad I read the comments before posting, we had the same comment almost verbatim except I was going to end mine with TITTIES!

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Slither is so much fun I love that movie. Equal parts horror and comedy! Very underrated movie!

Let's invade some place with great weather next. Let our troops fight in Tahiti or some place nice for a change!

Anyone know if the Talking Heads will be playing next weekend?

who cares

The second he/she called JJ a custodian I stopped reading to whoever wrote this you are not a legit journalist.

I never thought of that you might be right about that. It takes the audience half the sketch to get the joke and he doesn't flinch. He seems to enjoy the awkward silence at first, like he seems to be almost studying them to see when they figure out the joke/character. He's brilliant. I love his shorts too.

He's hilarious. SNL is fantastic right now