This is it boys, we’ve found it. The pinnacle of sports strategy: get the best guy to foul out.

CS players will poop their pampers over anything. If you changed the placement of a meaningless pebble on dust_2 you’d get a shitstorm.

Dat gif doe

Unless, say, you’re an engineering major. Or pre-med. But yeah majors are dumb

If you’re being drafted, they probably won’t care about any of that shit

You understand what the fuck a draft is, right?

Jackie, it only scares us because it’s a bad movie and some of us are still holding out hope for the future of humanity.

I’m pretty sure he fucking wasn’t.

It’s sad to say, but Sandusky diddling kids in the shower didn’t result in a competitive advantage, so the NCAA didn’t go all out on PSU

I truly don’t see how Baylor won’t get the death penalty. Covering up rape to keep players on the field?