The longform hiatus was quickly ended by Kevin Lockland’s longform memo.

I’ve really come to hate the NBA trading deadline for the way it disappoints me with all of its bullshit, do-nothing trades.

It’s not as if he didn’t know the consequences. Recruits are told in no uncertain terms there are certain lines they can not cross: “If it is the offseason, and if you are in jail, we will NOT allow you to practice or play.”

We all wish we had your impeccable taste.

What’s going on is that somebody is wrong.

My bad, dichead.

“I promise I will do everything I can to help figure out a solution before the clock runs out.”

“Does iron deficiency cause bad attitudes? Ask Rusty Kuntz.”

Nigel Hayes with some first class trolling! Is his major Internet Commenting? That is some serious shade.

“...that’s the way this amateur sports league is set up. We’re supposed to be having fun, but all the money is in these basketballs that colleges play with. But it’s an amateur sport, we’re just here for fun. It’s not really that serious. So I guess any ball should be OK. [...] But in this amateur sport of college,…

Certain Fallon d’Floor finalist.

I believe that flop has been dubbed, “The Paella”, because it is universally panned.

“Most dives are fine.”

Coach Tomsula: Does anyone know how to get a mouse out of a vacuum cleaner motor? Just curious.

Question of the day: Does anyone find whining to be attractive? Just curious.

Really?

Bungie should do a competition like this!

I’ve enjoyed the gawkerbro posts and comments pointing out that Manziel’s completely entitled to get fucked up constantly and completely shit all over the employers that paid him millions and millions of dollars. I mean who the fuck are they to tell Mr. Chick beater that he needed to tone things down? Those are my…

Am I the only one that thinks all the (REDACTED) stuff just makes an already horrible account seem completely insane? Like, I read: