The longform hiatus was quickly ended by Kevin Lockland’s longform memo.

I’ve really come to hate the NBA trading deadline for the way it disappoints me with all of its bullshit, do-nothing trades.

Here’s my favourite crazy image about the whole thing.

It’s not as if he didn’t know the consequences. Recruits are told in no uncertain terms there are certain lines they can not cross: “If it is the offseason, and if you are in jail, we will NOT allow you to practice or play.”

We all wish we had your impeccable taste.

What’s going on is that somebody is wrong.

My bad, dichead.

Oh my god, this is such a stupid excuse for a threat. I hereby invite you to say whatever the fuck you want about me when I’m dead. I WON’T CARE. I’LL BE DEAD.

Fuck all of you people bagging on Maddie for writing this article. And fuck all of you who think we should “be respectful” of Scalia and his legacy. Scalia was a piece of shit and we’re all better off with him gone from SCOTUS. He did more damage to the advancement of society and civil rights than any conservative’s…

“I promise I will do everything I can to help figure out a solution before the clock runs out.”

/inb4 the pro-lifers come in demanding full citizenship for mini-brains.

“Does iron deficiency cause bad attitudes? Ask Rusty Kuntz.”

Nigel Hayes with some first class trolling! Is his major Internet Commenting? That is some serious shade.

“...that’s the way this amateur sports league is set up. We’re supposed to be having fun, but all the money is in these basketballs that colleges play with. But it’s an amateur sport, we’re just here for fun. It’s not really that serious. So I guess any ball should be OK. [...] But in this amateur sport of college,…

Certain Fallon d’Floor finalist.

I believe that flop has been dubbed, “The Paella”, because it is universally panned.

“Most dives are fine.”

Coach Tomsula: Does anyone know how to get a mouse out of a vacuum cleaner motor? Just curious.

Question of the day: Does anyone find whining to be attractive? Just curious.