My XM radio auto-exits when stephen anus audio is detected.

#MOREFUCKEDTHANTRUMP

Actually, the marines do condone hate speech.

Play shitty baseball for a shitty team, fuck up and think it’s funny. Hey, that’s the yankees way, tool.

Ah yes, the rich tradition of DC baseball.

Rose is the Drumpf of baseball, if Drumpf had ever produced something, which he hasn’t.

Thus ends Colorado’s World Series chase.

The Rays are really good.

Brazil loses. That’s fantastic!

Actually, didn’t appear to be much break, and appeared above the strike zone, but OK.

Good of you linking Brady to a rapist. Clever indeed.

I mean I get it, she’s irresistible.

So, Simmons was right.

Manny looks like he smells like PEDs. Plus, a history of painkillers.

Hey dad, maybe you should be in a cell.

Mitt Romney moved to France to avoid military service, but said “I wish we had never pulled out of Iraq.”

Next hack!

Blalock is his namesake, and a former mets .200 hitter died in a Greyhound Bus Lines bathroom, we recall.

Much fun watching Yasiel Puig failing to make the catch in right field, now it’s tied.