This is why I hold athletes who do endorsements in such contempt. They will say and do anything for a buck, even if it goes against any and all of their personal beliefs. Let’s be honest, in real life do you really believe Dominique Wilkins would actually pass the ball?

That’s the typical wee dick response to deflategate.

Brady’s just a jock, but he’s still smarter than that. Hell, we all are.

They should never live this down.

You ask a useless fucking question. Take ownership of your wankness.

Oh, cardsfan will think of something.

I think there should be a special post if the Mariners sweep the Cardinals today.

Mariners fans would like to take this opportunity to thank the Cardinals for helping the team get back over .500. We really do appreciate it.

You’d think this joke would have become boring or tedious by about the nineteenth or twentieth iteration.

Dunno, google it?

Fucking perfect. What real baseball fan would do that? No one.

I was going to point out how unlikely that comeback was, given the Mariners poor record at home and in 1 run games, but it turns out the Cardinals are worse in each category.

The best part is the asshat Cardinals fan that celebrates like they just won a playoff game because he caught the ball. Best fans in baseball.

to my surprise, cold frothy beer came pouring out