So, he’s sexually assaulted several people in public, with many witnesses present. How is this asshole not in jail?

Hey, friend. Four years is an AMAZING achievement. You are kicking ass every single day. Hang in there like a kitten on the poster in your grade school guidance counselor’s office. Internet *high fives* and *hugs* for you today. Keep on being awesome.

Something I didn’t know about Jamie Lee Curtis. I am almost 4 years sober and lately have been having a very hard time. I don’t do AA because I don’t agree with it, and my husband and I are somewhat new to a state where we don’t have close friends. Work has been very stressful lately and last night we went out to…

I’m telling you, January 1, 2016 was the day our world took a sharp veer into a parallel hell-universe. God forbid what 2017 will do to us.

Ireland - where abortion is illegal but gay marriage is legal.

This is great - good luck Irish ladies! I hope your leaders start listening to you!

Microscopically we are all disgusting.

So if I plunged your toothbrush into filth and excrement and let you scrub the bristles clean, you’d still use it?

I do rub and no I don’t!

Perfect opportunity to end the dumb middle school fight and call him. Life is too short for stupid fights if you really care about the person -- whether it’s now or later, something may happen and that’ll be the end of any chance to reconcile.

God.

If you’ve chosen a lifestyle where you commonly thrust your legs into a pile of filth and excrement then, yes, I would suggest that you regularly wash your legs.

Police were searching for a “Hispanic male wearing grey.

I use a white bath towel and it has never once come away dirty from my legs.

what! next you’re going to tell me you don’t pee in the ocean.

I’ve never understood what the problem is with peeing in the shower. The drain goes to the sewer and you’re saving a flush without having pee water sit in your bathroom for ages.

If it’s sandal season and they’re getting exposed to the dirt and grim directly, or if they’re unusually sweaty, I will.

Oh, that’s so fucked. I’ve never seen that!

I’ve loathed Chrissy since her pro-slut-shaming Twitter rant a few years, so I’m incredibly uncomfortable with the fact that so many Jezzies are perpetually on her and John Legend’s jock. Though I do think she is right about omitting vocal pauses in interviews.

Let's start with the cat-haters :-)