Was there a part in any of the books in which Jon and Dany meet? I'm honestly really curious to know if this has ever been explained or implied in any way that I might have missed. ASOIAF fan theories are a guilty pleasure, and I've read all five books, so no fear of spoilers. Hit me!

Read #4 carefully: Really, you don't need to buy YOURSELF a lot of NEW baby clothes. But you will need an ample supply of clothes one way or another, because babies are slobs who aren't very good at keeping their clothing free of puke, feces and urine.

I don't take issue with her use of the term "addictive." What I find odd is that she seems to actually want games to get boring after many, many replays. That's literally what she's saying in that passage I quoted (unless I'm somehow interpreting it all wrong). And in reality, most games do get tiresome after a while,…

"I don't want a game that is equally as enjoyable on the thousandth hour as it is in the hundredth."

So instead of games that never cease to be interesting regardless of how long you've played them, you'd rather have games that lose their luster after a couple of hours, only to be tossed aside and forgotten? Well, I suppose we do live in a disposable society, after all.

Sounds like this so-called Christian school would have fired the Virgin Mary herself.

Mary Helen Beatificato's name inspired me to create a new one: "Beat off yer taco."

OK, this is what I got from the article. Please LMK if I'm wrong:

My sister's baby organ became enlarged once. It got so big that one day it literally burst out of her. Then it went on living OUTSIDE HER BODY. That was years ago, and it's still crawling around her house. It's like something out of a David Lynch movie.

"Look, Bub, I'm a brown M&M, and I like being a brown M&M, and you're dating a brown M&M. And I'm open to role-playing. But asking me to play dress-up with a green costume is pushing it. I'll try it once, but be forewarned I might want to hit the brakes on this halfway through. Oh, and I'll also be expecting you to…

Screw your statistics. I'll shave my yarbles with a straight razor while standing on the floor of a running shower with soapy feet all I want.

Kale shakes? Cats? Guys with several bicycles? Easy access to public transit? Yeah, what an obnoxious hell hole.

It's not camwhoring until she picks her nose.

Complaining about a late patient is one thing. Yeah yeah, people are late, airplane food is bad, taxes are a bitch, meow meow meow. But further down in the comments she actually reveals that the patient in question had a prior stillbirth, which is WAY more private than the fact that someone's frequently late. There's…

"Stop or it will bite off your fingers with its long, sharp teeth." *

The flashback to the rollerskates and the posters was probably the funniest damn thing I'd seen on TV since Cookie Monster was my main man. "Sex makes the people go away!"

In this economy you've created, are there also "womanly" chores that women do to earn sex bucks? What happens when the man and the woman have earned roughly equal stockpiles of sex bucks? Is there twice as much sex? Or none at all?

The best ending is the Caddyshack ending. "Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid."

Not sure if I like where this is headed ...

"I built a road out to the highway, and it built "wrong." So, I wound up stuck with a crazy misplaced ramp jutting out, with no way to bulldoze anything. This does not bode well. For me, I mean, not for the game."