If you cancel the credit or debit card that they're charging, is there any chance they'll make some stink about that? Would they keep sending you product but put your bill on collections (since they obviously couldn't charge you directly after that)?

"He stopped because he felt he was betraying his girlfriend."

Every day that Belichick does not unzip and piss on the field is a day I count him as having behaved with relative class.

Shown in the YouTube freeze frame above: All Sun Bowl spectators.

Ultrasounds From the Dark Side

It was not a rape joke. It was not a joke. It was a backhanded compliment noting that despite the author's apparent deficiencies as an advice columnist, at least she didn't give the third letter-writer the go-ahead to "wait and surprise him" with buttsex, which I think you and I and Karley Sciortino can all agree…

To her credit, at least she didn't openly advocate surprise buttsex, which is never recommended for anyone anywhere.

I came here to find out the best way to pull off a three-person rusty trombone performance while inside a moving Smart Car. I leave brutally disappointed.

Well, that escalated quickly.

Harbaugh throws like a LARPer casting a beanbag spell. Carroll throws his like he's tossing a couple hundreds at the feet of a photographer whose camera he just stomped to death. Both of these guys are such marvelous assholes, and the sport is so much better with them in it. I just love them so much. I wanna hug them…

Think about it this way: Diamonds are expensive. They carry with them the implied message of "I had to work really, really long hours to get this for you." What other kind of ring would require the same level of sweat and dedication in order to obtain? That's right — a ring from one of those grabby-claw machines at…

Perhaps you're mispronouncing the name of this blog wrong. Try it with a soft G sound.

That was this guy's idea of a joke? That's not a joke. Jokes are funny. Or so offensive they're funny. Or so cornball that you laugh ironically. Or so ironic that they illicit a corny laugh. Lying that Twitter has an editing feature is none of those. It's just lame.

An every day kinda guy? I guess that depends on what kind of guys you come into contact with every day. For someone who works at a mental hospital, for instance, yeah, he was an "every day" kind of guy.

I believe that response talked more about analingus than it did about regular old mouth-on-junk oral sex. Not complaining. In fact, I feel oddly ... refreshed. Somehow.

Not sure whether I should consider you the troller or the trollee ...

That was hot.

I can't answer as a teacher, but as a parent I'd be reluctant to leave my kid in the care of any armed person whom I didn't know extremely well, teacher or otherwise.

I appreciate that they're doing this for a good cause, but I can see problems with it. What if an incoming gay freshman isn't "out" but wants the U to have an accurate picture of its gay population, so s/he answers truthfully — and then the data somehow leaks to the public? Plenty of colleges have enough trouble…