Hm, good to know. I sometimes break out into an involuntary nervous blush when I talk to attractive women. Now that I know this, I can settle myself down by remembering that by blushing, I've immediately made myself more handsome. But with that added confidence, my blush will subside, which will cause me to become…

Problem with too many smartwatches is that they look kind of cheap — plastic bands, plastic or plain aluminum bodies. I don't usually wear watches, but when I do, I like heavy, big (not too big) hunks of metal that look nearly indestructible. Show me a smartwatch like that and I'll start getting interested. Of course,…

Somehow a temporal wormhole has opened in my browser. I seem to be looking at content from 2007.

This article is useless without pictures.

Happened with my iPhone 4 as well. I lived with it for months, no damage done. But eventually I dropped it off at an Apple store and they fixed it. I'm definitely not happy that the same damn thing happened with my new 5, but at least it's probably not a fatal or chronic prognosis.

It shows a passion for making music videos and parody songs, at least.

And it will get worse. The reaction to how they handled this game will shake the scab refs' confidence even further. Before this they knew everyone hated them; now they know just how much. More pressure, less self-assuredness, more choking on critical calls. One of them may even strip down and go fetal on the field…

No, not everyone in the state of Washington is happy about this either. There are plenty of Seahawks fans who think this was utter bullshit.

I do wonder if the refs' decision was in any way influenced by a fear for public safety.

Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

I want to crawl inside this thing and sleep for 130 years while my starship makes its way to another solar system. And no, I don't like the cornbread either.

Aside from the call-screening and privacy features, I see mostly just a lot of cotton candy and stuff that could be taken care of with an old third-party app. Emoji? A thousand times no. Facebook integration? In my hands, this would be a disaster waiting to happen.

Next up: Stinkor!

Makes the lats pop.

Twerp.

Not very hermit-like, these hermit crabs.

No, clearly that market has been tapped at least once.

In all honesty, I probably should have a helmet on, especially on Friday and Saturday nights after 11, so thanks for the idea.

Little do they know ... the next real iPhone is octogonal.

Come home drunk. Wake up dead.