Did he check to see if it's lodged in his wife's cranium?

Caption for the family album: You should always leave things better than how you found them, and so we did with East St. Louis.

"Forever" is a strong word. How about "for as long as enough money comes in that TW's shareholders don't feel like kicking Bewkes to the curb."

Without the red underoos, he looks like he's going bottomless.

Well, I don't use it to WATCH porn, but it is involved in the, erm, process ...

C'mon, everyone — he was horny for journalism!

Fine, we'll just go back to the old "on the count of 3" method.

This thing's spherical design makes it look like a ball and chain.

The headline image is incredibly cute. Widdle guy just took a bath!

Maybe the more boring the department is, the more badass the insignia should be. Lesson to be learned: Beware the soldiers with the puppy patches.

So is this ALL of Hulu, or do you still get that ridiculous "Sorry, you can only watch this content on a computer" message from time to time? What, you mean I can't watch this on my TV? OK, I'll walk over to the office, grab my laptop, hook up a wire or two ... and watch in through my TV. Yeah, fight the power.

They remind me of Samsung's anti-iPhone commercials.

Maybe the bullies are the ones who should have been given some sort of surgical procedure.

Those odor issues may be the employee's way of dealing with hoverers.

Considering they're either sealed up inside suits or into a cramped little shuttle, I'd guess space smells a lot like farts.

The Ubermensch.

What's with using a model who's already really fit? Slap a pair on this guy if you really want to show everyone what they can do.

"I'm going to express my opinion in a public forum and argue with those who think I'm wrong. But participate in the debate? No way!"

Clearly you've never met someone with handnoggins before. Free your mind.

Office bathrooms could benefit from the installation of speakers that play rather loud, dense music on a non-stop loop. That would mask all audible ker-plops and back-loaded fartplosions. It might also make conversation nearly impossible, but I've personally never been a fan of on-the-pot chitchats.