Also fun: Saying the party's at someone else's apartment. At midnight on a Tuesday.

No basement, no yard, kitchen looks 1997, appliances probably not included, low-efficiency HVAC, can only be parked in crappy neighborhoods in low-performance school districts. No way am I paying anywhere close to list on this.

I'd love for these companies to actually want to sell you stuff at the same time they announce stuff. Cause here I am ... clicking on that "find online and retail stores" button ... and none of 'em have this. Meanwhile, my garage remains WiFi-free. Ba humbug!

Every Blockbuster I've ever set foot in smelled like morning-after-Halloween vomit.

@SkipErnst: I think the idea is that when you're in a plane and you know you're about to crash, it's proper etiquette to make out with the person next to you. Should the plane manage to land without major calamity, all parties are expected to never speak word of the incident to anyone.

Hot Tub Space Machine

The real crime: Brown dress shoes with jorts.

Could mean that iPhone users tend too be insufferable jerks after getting into a partner's pants for the first time. So they get kicked to the curb, run back to OK Cupid, and start the whole game again — and again and again. Meanwhile, Android users more often turn out to be keepers and stay with the same partner…

Peh! Ryanair will take you there for $300.*

@mms1648: Not so clear in my view. If only there was a website that would promote daily deals on large computer monitors ...

Sacred text? I guess that would be the EULA.

Then the straights with live-in SOs get in a tizzy because "The gay couples aren't actually married, and we aren't actually married, but the gay couples get more money." Just legalize gay marriage already. Right now, any company that wants to do the right thing has to resort to these kinds of sideways maneuvers in…

I guess I view this whole thing as a funny little episode that Apple should be supremely embarrassed about but which doesn't really affect me at all.