As a guy, I just want to say that this is tough. I want to be clear that the guys who did this stuff was wrong, but men are left in a Catch-22. I’m sure I will be eviscerated, but here goes the reasoning.

We’ll enjoy watching Fellaini patrol the West Ham midfield with the demeanor of an ADHD riddled giraffe and the touch of an oak credenza.

Except, most Americans living in, say, Boston or Los Angeles really don’t have a problem with people from Ohio, Kansas, Montana, Nebraska or Tennessee. They aren’t spending their days dreaming up ways of making someone living in Bozeman or Abilene miserable.

I thought it was funny, because it was like TGIF Night on ABC circa 1992, but super-weird.

The one with the giraffes sold it for me.

“I mean who did Pearl Harbor, it could be Japan, but it could also be China. It could also be lots of other people. It also could be somebody sitting on their bed that weighs 400 pounds, OK?”

I need to get me one of these....

For me it was the establishing shots. At first I was just confused (“Is this snowy cabin supposed to be someplace else, or did I misremember the previous shot of the house?” “Wait are they flying somewhere now? I thought they were going on a bike ride.”) When it clicked for me, I couldn’t wait to see how far they…

I was mostly meh on the sitcom sketch, but I did laugh out loud at the stabbing, so that was something.

On his first HBO show, which, I guess, turned into a Curb premiere, he starts a stand up set, “One thing I admire about Hitler, he never took any shit from magicians”.

You seem confused. Women need babies to fulfill their biological destiny.

I was just thinking that Mike Pence probably came in his pants after seeing this story.

That is a good start. But if you really raised him right, he should have then charged the kitchen and swung wildly at you, causing the rest of the family to rush in from all parts of the house for some mild pushing.

Baseball is definitely a family sport. For example, when my son pumped his fist after he solved a tough math problem, I yelled “no showboating!” and launched a frying pan at his head.

Whoever selected the header image for this story should be very proud of themselves.

so.....pretty sure the original commenter knew that.

This isn’t exactly what I was looking for but it’s