This method is only slightly better:

You know, it would be nice if there was some kind of program that was available to people so they could be healthier and see a dentist regularly. I’m sure this edentulous fellow would appreciate that sort of thing.

Let the record show that the court accepts your plea of stanky racist bitch. Bailiff please take the SRB into custody.

#allbunniesmatter

So, “Don’t stop believin’” that...

But the door handle flies right off.

But she is committed to students learning in a safe and nurturing environment, so all you out there who want the kids to not learn in a dangerous and hostile environment can suck it!

She’s responsible for whispering. Her dad yells all the time (no indoor voice) so she whispers without saying anything. I think she calls it “architecting”.

Jewracaitor?

Ivared? Would she be happier if her part of the name came first? It doesn’t have the same ring to it.

scientist have been at this for some time now.

Smoking in bed is very dangerous. One could easily fall asleep especially when smoking “an aftermarket substance that wasn’t included in the original packaging”.

I’ll never be tired of winning

Jesus is fine. But if you want the real king of the Jews, you should ask Neil Diamond.

Axl Rose is the Igor Stravinky of sports

Ya know, if I was a scientist I’d try to figure out a way to clone hot dogs.

And that’s not counting the fact that 2/3 of the earth is covered in water. But I digress as we don’t use the metric system here.

I know it might sound strange but I believe he’ll be coming back before too long.

Well I say that’s just fine by me Dollywood and Bible Land are crowded enough without all ferners taken up space walkin round in there fancy loafers.

beaten out by 4 minutes is longer than it sounds.