Good question. Fortunately this never happened under Obama unless you count the same Hitler thing, the anti-christ thing and FEMA camps.

I heard he molests collies

I turned on the tv and heard him say ‘tremendous’ 3 times in less than a minute. he’s really, really dumb.

Grayson?

And Louie Gohmert. ewwww

Hmmm, I’m going to need to speak to my proctologist about this. 

Yeah, I don’t get this. This doesn’t seem like a corruptible amount of money.

How can you say this?

Damn Mike! (white Mike)

“Sadly for them, Neil has stopped touring due to Parkinson’s Disease.”

I hope it’s my dog. He’s a puppy now but smart and a huge pain in the ass. I am less likely to murder him if he might be the 1 dog in the world who can talk.

You never fail to disappoint!

Husband of med student here. $200,000 and paying over $700/month does nothing to reduce the principal. We can’t really afford to pay more than that and the only one in our family with health insurance is our 10 y/o.

Yeah, I realized buying a new i-phone twice a month probably wasn’t the best choice.

GFY

Winters and racist gun enthusiasts.

Yeah, that would be my wife.

Yeah. We’re fleeing Florida soon for California. I really like moving. And, as if $2000/mo isn’t enough rent here for a comfortable home 3/2, it looks like we’ll get to pay more for a relatively shitty place out there.

That’s dumb. I put mine in the toaster.