I think he’s too young for different strokes.

You’ll get better odds on Steve Douchey.

I wonder what size taahrrs he’s got on his truck.

Good point and ironic too as I am terrified of plankton (and antique furniture).

Remember to hang your jacket over your chair.

I know he’s really, really smart and like a genius but I’m thinking he may not understand ecosystems and the food web and whatnot. Or how shit works in general.

They could have combined it with this ministry:

He doesn’t donate to charity.

“I was thinking he was a drummer for Spinal Tap.”

Queso blanco = white cheese

I’ll never understand how Tom DeLay wound up on DWTS and not in prison. I mean, I understand but wtf.

“he has the appearance of someone who would tap his feet in an airport bathroom stall...”

Monster trucks, racism and prideful ignorance are two of the factors that make Okaloosa county a shit hole.

I’m pretty sure it’s me. I am the least racist person in the world. I base that on a lot of studies.

Going to great effort purely out of spite and calling people donkeys makes me want to be your friend. You inspire me.

He must be watching Lets Make a Deal. Totally underrated by the way. Wayne Brady is very talented and those costumes. The Price is Right comes on right after then it’s off to “work”.

As a matter of fact, that’s exactly what I did.

Yes, winning isn’t as easy as Trump makes it look. Who knew?

Marijuana will never put cover sheets on TPS reports.

At age 80, I fully intend to take up heroin as my main hobby.