At age 80, I fully intend to take up heroin as my main hobby.

True. Except for the Bay Bridge-Tunnel. No one really needs to get there.

I do truly enjoy the CB mailbag.

47 y/o guy here. I’ve come across some great music both new and old on independent radio and places like Austin City Limits. Bands such as ‘Alabama Shakes’ & ‘Shovels & Rope’ are a couple I can think of off the top of my head that tell me that good music will endure.

I love that they had so much that they had to use their bulk cheese puffs container.

I think I know:

Omarosa knows how to reality t.v.

I hope you will, from now on, introduce yourself as “a Jew who is not Roy Moore’s attorney”.

The moore you watch it, the better it gets.

Also, they usually have both male & female ‘pinus’ cones on the same tree.

Fun fact: The scientific name for a pine tree is pinus.

See also shitty music.

We should all agree to say the word Alabama like this in all situations...

Yeah, it’s been a while but I’m sure about the Budweiser though.

Thank you for invoking my name!

This is good but I would point out 2 things.

There’s probably blame on both sides.

Thank you for that public service.

Stole it from Trevor Noah. Hopefully that’ll catch on.

“We love the blacks don’t we folks!”