I hate this guy for existing because he sullies the name of the eccentric “Life’s Been Good” guitarist, like Michael Bolton did that poor guy in Office Space.
In moments of tragedy and horror, America comes together as one
Geraldo Rivera better watch out, if he keeps this stuff up people will start to get the idea that he isn’t a serious, ethical journalist who is worthy of respect and trust !
The only thing I see this guy doing when he goes to any of these places devastated by [insert tragedy or non-tragedy], is to express how he successful he’s been at addressing the situation. That’s IT... He still thinks everything is a day-after inauguration rally.
Thank Robot Jesus he’s ordered the flags to be put at half staff until Friday.
His trophy wife was never so envious
Elect a clown, expect a circus.
Doesn’t he have more important things to fuck up?
What a lazy president. There he is mingling with a bunch of golfers when he should be back at his Florida golf course tweeting about NFL players. #doyourjob
Remember when Kanye said “George Bush doesn’t care about black people”, and we all laughed, but there was a little twinge of doubt in us that maybe he was telling the truth, and that would be horrific, but it was such an abhorrent idea that the President of the United States could just ignore the life-threatening…
Hero.
What about the Real Housewives of Del Boca Vista?
Tampa. It would be trashy af.
Funny how the Yankees’ statement makes it sound like the expansion of the safety netting is akin to engineering the Large Hadron Collider, when they could’ve just said ‘look, it’s a pain in the ass and we’re trying to figure out if it’s worth the hassle’.
Every time she talks about her front end and back end, I die. “My taco and my choco”, “My hog taker and log maker”, etc etc. Ryan was violently shaking trying to suppress laughter when she was motorboating his ass cheeks and she was totally in control! She is a treasure!
OMG. I would join Twitter just to watch that in real time.
A ______ has more political engagement, empathy and logical thinking skills than our current president.
A Kardashian has more political engagement, empathy and logical thinking skills than our current president. That’s where we are at right now.
Kanye West doesn’t care about Latinx people.