Bill does have his moments, and this is a good one! The bit about Outside Agitators was especially pointed.

I believe Bill Maher covered this Friday night. In case Jeff missed it because he was in bed:

So who was he before the deleterious effects of the One Ring (pictured on his left hand) took hold?

It’s becoming a reflex: every time I see that face, I say to myself...

And every time she thought she was finished, another Columbo would appear and say, “Just one more thing....”

Coincidentally, my bachelor party was six guys dressed like Columbo, getting handies in an alley behind a Dave and Busters - from a tired hooker we found on Craigslist...

Not one T.C. in the bunch?

If you tuck in your Hawaiian shirt you should be kicked out of anywhere you go.

I don’t feel like demanding “proof,” because I don’t think we need to have a misogyny-off among women. I think black women, and all women of color, suffer WAY more oppression in every single other area. But it’s hard to tell who is more sexually harassed in public.

Why is the Today show giving this sexual predator the time of day?

I always hate evil. Until the hippies start talking about it.

Uh, they’re obviously having a great time doing cool, retro, live in the moment things. Probably having rosé in the park, and then having a planned, yet impromptu roman candle party.

It’s the last look captured by someone’s iPhone as their vape pens all started to simultaneously explode. Guy in center right is so loaded up with beard oil he never had a chance. Everyone in this photo is dead now.

Nice try. That’s just what everyone would want me to think.

The side benefit of visiting Breitbart, Stormfront, and Red State pages and sites is that it really fucks with your target-marketing cookies and browser history.

I practically begged my father to at least vote for a third-party candidate rather than casting a vote for Trump. But I knew what he would ultimately do; before the Republican primaries, he told me that if it came down to Trump and Clinton, he would be forced to vote for Trump “and I guess I’ll just shoot myself in…

Shepard Smith is the only one that comes to mind.

Fox is so awful it can make an awful, reprehensible, moronic human being like Hughes seem sympathetic. This is callous, I know, but it does help explain how she has any kind of public-speaking career.

Wow this is awful. She’s very brave in doing this especially since people will accuse her of doing it for money and/or attention.

Did Gutiérrez replace his divot? Someone else may want to take a penalty kick later on.