Seriously. What do people think IRS investigators do? Do people think they’re getting involved in the investigation now because its floundering and nothing’s going to come of it?

Yeah not like tomorrow. Probably around the beginning of next year.

Mueller already has the evidence. The evidence is coming from… INSIDE the White House. Bum bum bum!

What we’re seeing here is essentially the law enforcement version of “affluenza”. Now that we have 2 derelict leaders (Trump/Sessions) providing agencies across the land with unparalleled senses of entitlement and shown little real consequence for bad actors, it’s inevitable that more and more LEOs will embrace their…

Abuse of power has always been an issue with police, but it now seems to take on a dangerous new glow under this Trump/Sessions police-can-do-no-wrong administration.

It’s not that. Donovan doesn’t have anything against Green for his selection. That’s entirely Klinsmann’s doing.

I give that fun fact 7.5 / 10 Alanis Morissettes.

Human beings can survive without a brain, but not without a heart. Of course these two can’t see the irony in that.

Europe is where the sports are capitalist and health care is socialist. The US is where health care is capitalist and the sports are socialist.

Says a fan in a country where the big four sports are essentially four monopolies that continue to squeeze taxpayer money for dubious financial sports stadium deals.

+1 Confederacy Cup

It’s not supporting slavery, it’s just honoring history.

Personally, I prefer the Cultural 360 Revolution.

Mao Zedunk

That’s the problem with Chinese basketball brawls: you’re just left craving more 30 minutes later.

“We’ll congratulate each other later, but feel free to congratulate me on my fantastic leadership now. I’ll be keeping track of who doesn’t.”

Phhbbttt. There’s that. And there’s also the fact that his first reaction to Harvey was to treat it like a fucking competition and congratulate the leaders at the table on how they were handling it even though how they’re handling it doesn’t totally stand up to scrutiny and it’s still not fucking over. And when he…

I am officially disappointed. I was sooo rooting for the guy from La Salle Extension University to get this post. He always looked so happy and successful in all the comic books I read as a kid. But looks like he got passed over for this one. Sad!

Guess who Betsy DeVos hired to head a unit that investigates for-profit college fraud? JUST! GUESS! Okay, I’ll tell you: Julian Schmoke, a former official at for-profit college DeVry University, which recently agreed to a $100 million settlement for allegedly defrauding students.

“After witnessing first hand the horror & devastation caused by Hurricane Harvey,my heart goes out even more so to the great people of Texas!”