No matter how you parse reality, the defining theme thus far is “irreconcilable differences”.

I like turtles

“people need to learn what the Confederate flag really stands for it doesn’t stand for slavery”

Judge Judy: Bad Ass for negotiating her salary.

Colleen Dagg is officially invited to all the cookouts.

The kind where we all die

Won’t SOMEONE please think about the children and frozen oligarch bank accounts????

One source said that the individual was believed to have had political connections in West Virginia, but details about the request and who initiated it remain vague.

God bless that truly giving and caring Trump family! He will heal this nation and bring the world together under one flag

So this guy was just another member of the Trump administration wanting to meet with Russian officials to show his support for Russian children being adopted by American families. What’s the big deal?

I’m going to open a sex toy store next door and call it Hole Foods

Oh, well that changes everything! Please let me pay them for the chance to have strangers pick bruised apples for me.

DAYUM, two whole yars!!

This partnership makes altogether too much sense, so it might actually work. Google provides web technology, analytics, branding, and deep pockets to Walmart’s supply chain, logistics, and also deep pockets. They’ll probably buy some organic grocer to greenwash the partnership and both have experience in something…

Note to Whole Foods employees: go enjoy that break now.

Republican economic strategy since Reagan:

I think this will be remembered as the pivot moment where Don Lemon finally became presidential.

So, is The Mooch somewhere laughing, or what?

Except we are a constitutional republic with democratic representation. The rule of law (in theory) is supposed to protect the minority from the whims of the majority...