Yeah, you keep fucking that False Equivalence chicken.

That does not make sense.

The Benghazi Defense. Not to be confused with the Chewbacca defense.

And then this would happen if she wasn’t invited anymore:

I wish they’d quit inviting her ass onto things.

Expecting a White House shithead to alluva sudden not be a shithead and answer a question like an adult... And especially from the other Eva Braun Jr. of the administration. Dream on.

“But Anthony Weiner!” is what they’ll tell you if you bring it up. He’s the Robert Byrd of sexual harassment deflection.

Same. Every time those cunty psuedo-conservatives get caught, I forward links to my mom, in hopes she’ll finally dump the asshole Trump supporter she’s dating.

As a long time US soccer fan, I’ve resisted the temptation to give in to the hype. He’s promising yes, but we’ve been here before.

Therefore he did it. We have seen this script before at Fox and it always ends the same way.

A guy called the library one time and was very upset because he had returned some books and we had sent the library ninjas to sneak them back into his house so he would get fines. We didn’t argue, just apologized and said we’d waive the fines if he brought the books back.

One time I pranked a shut in. I replaced all her appliances, which is harder than you think, but if you dig a tunnel under the basement you can build a trap door right under the washing machine big enough to get a refrigerator in and out of the place. The replacement had the hinges on the opposite side from the…

Hopefully she buys brand new tires and someone actually does slash them.

Yeah it does look like Godzilla stole it. But it only looks that way because Mothra was trying to to frame him. Mothra has always hated Godzilla.

From what I have seen of her twitter account, flat earthers and anti vaxers look at her posts and say, “shit she is crazy”

I don’t know, the official police report that she posted seems pretty conclusive.

According to her Twitter feed, someone at an oil change place told this woman that her tires are fine. [facepalm] I suspect the oil change place she used told her this while NOT changing her oil and charging her for the service anyways OR her last oil change was a very long time ago.

1. There have been police (in OH, of course) who have testified to a vehicle speeding because of how fast it sounded going past them. Point being, police, like all of us, will bullshit you.

I’m sure Loomer genuinely believes her tires were slashed.