Kid: The ball either chooses you or it doesn’t. Rejoice if it does, get on with your life if not. Not sure why you’re crying about it (besides the fact you’re six). Accept the stochasticity.

Real good look for the mom too. Ducking behind her child when the shit begins to fly. Kid crying seals the deal. Weak family, bad genes. They’ll be dead in the first big winter

He’s not crying over the ball. He’s crying because he just realized his Dad is a failure, a loser. He’ll never look at the world the same way again. Just like my son did the first time he found me passed out, naked and drunk on the front lawn. Welcome to the real world kid.

Let’s not overlook the complete lack of hustle or effort from mom in this situation.  

Wait, we’re not going to bag on the lanky doofus for spilling his $12 beer? Because all he had to do was transfer it from his left to his right hand, and he messed that up too.

Well there is one key Presidential trait where Trump can legitimately claim to be in second place, trailing only William Howard Taft.

John Terry was an insult to England, yet they never sent him out of the country.

So I have to choose between a Chelsea player or the Chinese government?

Oh, yeah, I remember reading something about that. Let’s see if I can find it right here. . .

She exercised her rights... quit bitching.

Lets all just passively accept this stuff. No biggie.

Like, would this have been ok if she wasn’t white? Or are you just annoyed at white people in general?

The point is, she shouldn’t have to produce her papers to prove she’s allowed to travel within the USA. She wasn’t abusive to the officers. They were doing their job, but was insisting that their orders were immoral. She’s allowed that right.

Yes, but Hillary also Benghazied her emails and that’s very unamerica. Also she is one of those corrupt big business socialist who gave all the money to China. She also Benhhazied a pizzeria, her marriage and a puppy. Also, what about the children?

I like cells that don’t accidentally reproduce junk DNA.

Not so in terms of “more evidence of actual wrongdoing...the Russia conspiracy.”

No fewer than four members of Trump’s campaign/transition team/administration have been caught either deliberately falsifying their submissions on their security clearance forms concerning contact with Russian agents, or conveniently…

InB4 “Keep your filthy politics off my beloved Giz!”

FAKE NEWS: “At some point President Trump is going to forget about the 2016 election and Hillary Clinton’s emails and turn his attention to the nation’s business”. No, he will never turn his attention to the nation’s business. He can’t even manage to give a speech to a bunch of Boy Scouts without bringing up Hillary…

It’s clearly not FOR me.