I am in a state of disagreement in regards to your appraisal.

AV Club, please. Stop with this fucking movie.

I think we should all just step back from this thread and let you have at it.

Has Shyamalan just been waiting for a chance to become a schlock jock? His entire career was built around giving basic spook tales a prestige film polish, with diminishing returns. Could dropping all pretense of serious mindedness be the key for reviving his career? Or is Ignatiy just letting his love affair with…

I will say, from the previews, this film looks drastically more competent and morally coherent than the rest of the Jesus crop. Which is to say, its on the level of a Garry Marshall holiday movie, and less an Adam Sandler film with all the farts cut out.

Ol' Fassass ain't been havin' too good of a year is he?

Who's going to play Rachel and Chandler?

They can't? What a bunch of amateurs

X-MEN! WELCOME TO DIE

Let me finish my fucking coffee you fucking harpy

And karate. I want a treehouse

He ain't gonna

I like spaceships too.

Electoral Online Trade School!

I like the X-Men

You had me at suction cups

2016 was a good year for movie soundtracks, so with that in mind, I say this film had the best soundtrack out of them all.

Isn't that Weir-d

But you ain't got no eyes Lieutenant Dan

What about A Dangerous Method sequel? Or the Naked Lunch extended universe?