Tokyo Dangerous

*Close up of Luke Skywalker looking one way, close up of Ash looking the other way*

I like that almost all the parental figures in Star Wars are evil/dead. It helps with the "kids imagine themselves as space heroes" kind of thing.

uhh…line?

AMERICAN GODS
THE AMERICANS
AMERICAN CRIME
AMERICAN CRIME STORY

…of cock?

Not seen here: All of the CW.

TUSK!

He looks like he's impersonating Diego Luna's celebrity impersonation of Michael Jackson

It is downright impressive how much this show has going for it.

It uhh, doesn't really cross over with the other shows, just so you know.

That explosion made Ben Affleck so angry he started hammering a tire.

I just vomited through my eyes reading that.

Isn't there a third Knowles? Maybe she and the third Hemsworth should get together and make forgettable babies.

Where's Batman?

It can be two things

Well, its not costing me anything

These free screenings are great opportunities for free favors from friends who actually want to see this crap.

You get to call yourself Wall Scrawler if you want.

But mostly Jack Kirby, apparently