Oh, I leave them messages.

Anti-Life justifies your hatred.

I feel like the gap in life experience or reality between me and a Hollywood star is as big as the gap between me and a cuttlefish

Putting your hand in a bag of razors is better than Hamilton.

One thing that always infuriated me was how Lucas left some effects untouched despite adding a whole bunch of nonsense.

Man, those Ghost in the Shell effects hold up even worse on the big screen.

If you want to get in the mood, get a pack of sardines and half a cucumber

I find it a little obnoxious how those edits felt the need to reinclude the outlines for the plates of starships and other artifacts that are just as distracting as any out of era special effects.

If it bleeds you can kill it, but what if it ain't got time to bleed?

Spent the day watching La La Land and Silence, which is one hell of a double feature (if you don't count lunch in between) and like everyone else, I can sing praises all day of La La Land. It's great, its fun, go see it with your mother.

How far along in that process will you get before quitting?

Yeah, but the WiFi there is for shit

Am I the only one who wants to be buried on the moon anymore?

There's a finality to cremation that makes it a tough pill to swallow.

Only if it's Pete Holmes' Batman

Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong!

IT WAS A DARE

I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS THAT TRASHY

Is what his coroner will say

You smeared rat carcasses in your armpits last time we invited you