“So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honored by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.”

This is a very, very good thing and one that should have been implemented earlier. Still, better late than never.

The above leads us to conclude that either

Please forgive this rant and don’t come at me with any bullshit “you’re anti Islam” comments.

The problem is guns. Not mental illness, not misogyny, not male entitlement. Those are other problems, with other solutions. The problem causing mass shootings is guns.

Emmett Till’s mother asked for those photos to be taken so the world could know what happened to her child. This goes beyond white people being “titillated” by dead black bodies. This is about remembering. This image was on the cover of magazines at a time when the men who did this could literally get away with…

Could have been worse. Remember the last black kid disciplined for looking at a white girl?

that song was 10 years ago girl, I mean 10 years ago Amy Schumer and Louis CK did way more horrible shit, and you still love them, so i don’t know why you give them a pass and not Katy Perry? Also name me some more of your favorite people, because i bet i could find something they did in the last 10 years that you…

It’s like the difference between an actual human being and a bratz doll.

I dislike Lea Michele, but I have no good reason for it.

Am I a bad person because I can’t help but wish a lot of ill and harm would befall this horrible woman? I mean, I don’t wish her death, but I’d be fine if she were stuck with alopecia that would make all her hair fall out, or maybe some good ole fashioned boils and suppurating pustules about the face.

I find the unrelenting passage of time to be alarming as well so I’m going to have to side with the police on this one.

Tyga may be “Stimulated,” but his wealth is simulated.

Goddamit Kim, now Jesus has to pick up the slack since there’s one less person in the office. He’s definitely not going to be able to slide out early the Friday before a 3 day weekend.

The other day, I saw her book in a bookstore and moved it back to the fiction section.

What the hell does your age have to do with loving cake? You’ll take my birthday cake out of my cold dead hands on my 101st birthday, when I die fighting some other bitch at the rest home for the corner piece, because that’s where all the icing’s at. THREE SURFACES OF FROSTING.

what kind of fucking monster devil restaurant doesn’t give you fries with a burger

49 year old late-starter so fears for his life from a black teenager running away from him that he shoots him in the back - and these are the brave people meant to be protecting you.

if only jezebel would follow his lead.