Stay mad tbh

Ok this look is everything though

Celebrities are so shiny

...I’m so hungry

Watch this guy get a gun and go after the delivery guy in his place of work

I’m sorry no one ever bakes you cakes, I could do one for your next birthday </3

I hate that my culture is so exceedingly boring, and I hate that wearing any of these would be cultural appropriation...they’re so beautiful I want to die!

Goddamn that’s some smooth skin

Omg they made the wax figure into a Gary Stu version of him

I hate that she got away with negligent homicide, too.

His skin is so smooth! Is it the beard? Should I grow one?

He was too soft on her. I’d have ripped her a new one. In Spanish. Let’s be real, this bitch was just being nosy and wanted to listen in on their convo. Pendeja puta, go back to your 1/14 Ireland.

Nannies have no chill these days.

This color is stunning though

Lizard status confirmed.

*uncultured whisper* What’s wrong with Galliano?

What if I want to go there to do something ridiculously touristy like Disney? Does the property have its own hotels and stuff? Or is it more of a local park thing?

Surely something like this can’t be a bad investment? Even I, a mere makeup enthusiast, could save up for it just for shits and giggles. Bobbi Brown Foundation palette

Oh, ok.

Still think he should’ve had the SNL gig...he was the superior K.