Stay mad tbh

Ok this look is everything though

Celebrities are so shiny

...I’m so hungry

Watch this guy get a gun and go after the delivery guy in his place of work

I’m sorry no one ever bakes you cakes, I could do one for your next birthday </3

I hate that my culture is so exceedingly boring, and I hate that wearing any of these would be cultural appropriation...they’re so beautiful I want to die!

Goddamn that’s some smooth skin

Omg they made the wax figure into a Gary Stu version of him

I hate that she got away with negligent homicide, too.

His skin is so smooth! Is it the beard? Should I grow one?

He was too soft on her. I’d have ripped her a new one. In Spanish. Let’s be real, this bitch was just being nosy and wanted to listen in on their convo. Pendeja puta, go back to your 1/14 Ireland.

Nannies have no chill these days.

This color is stunning though

Lizard status confirmed.

*uncultured whisper* What’s wrong with Galliano?

I totally remember Maleficent as a tiny pixie with the voice of a helium balloon

What if I want to go there to do something ridiculously touristy like Disney? Does the property have its own hotels and stuff? Or is it more of a local park thing?

Surely something like this can’t be a bad investment? Even I, a mere makeup enthusiast, could save up for it just for shits and giggles. Bobbi Brown Foundation palette

Oh, ok.