I hate that she got away with negligent homicide, too.

His skin is so smooth! Is it the beard? Should I grow one?

He was too soft on her. I’d have ripped her a new one. In Spanish. Let’s be real, this bitch was just being nosy and wanted to listen in on their convo. Pendeja puta, go back to your 1/14 Ireland.

Nannies have no chill these days.

This color is stunning though

Lizard status confirmed.

*uncultured whisper* What’s wrong with Galliano?

What if I want to go there to do something ridiculously touristy like Disney? Does the property have its own hotels and stuff? Or is it more of a local park thing?

Surely something like this can’t be a bad investment? Even I, a mere makeup enthusiast, could save up for it just for shits and giggles. Bobbi Brown Foundation palette

Oh, ok.

Still think he should’ve had the SNL gig...he was the superior K.

I wonder if they share foundations? They’re oddly the same shade...

Hija de la gran puta, I hope every single occasion in her family is forever fucked thanks to her piece of shit brother, and I hope she never gets true happines tbh. Fuck her.

I’m kinda super into this look? Like he could have easily gone super gaunt, f-up teeth meth whatever. I’m digging this Canadian Santa beard.

That’s true, but a person that willingly and knowingly butts in and is the subject of an affair is really shitty too.

God I hate her.

“Roof’s uncle told the New York Daily News he’d recently received a gun for his birthday.”

This pendeja’s fucking crazy

What is it about these white men named Chris that is just so incredibly hot?

From those two shows though? Free show tbh.