If she takes it annually, even if she were to die within 5 years, her kids will already be millonaires. Like, her hours will be worth ~$400. Crazy shit. I hope no harm comes to her, and I hope she'll live the life she deserves.

I hate that stupid thing. Should have stayed dead along with that album and that atrocious blue eyeshadow.

This is rather fucked up.

Oh but how could you forget the best picture? He is identical to his dad, it's incredible.

This is too cute and I'm dying now :|

Even Satan's embarrassed by this.

What a tacky person to do this.

Legitimate question: do you want David to be front and center because of his talent or purely for representation? Not that I agree with this spread (what does Sienna Miller even DO?), but I would hope he's been seeing as more than just a figure to represent others, in this case anyway.

Is he not Smaug?

This just isn't flattering on anyone. It's like wearing huge diapers.

Ok but I wanna see how they fuck up the beast. Are they gonna throw some glitter on him like on OUAT?

Whoa, she looks a lot like Kate Winslet here

I'm glad she's embraced the straight brow. I, too, have brows that betray me and grow weirdly.

I don't understand the snark in this article, they're doing the right thing. That it took them a while to figure it out doesn't mean it's stupid.

Jesus that would be so fucking creepy. I just imagined a room full of brain-dead women being used as incubators :|

I assume the job market for arts and humanities is pretty much dead, then? Ah well, my future kids, if I can even afford them, will be forced into STEM.

God I love the twins, they're seriously the most adorable kids on TV right now.

He seems like the kind of guy who would pay two big dudes to hold someone while he beats them up.

I figure you must be into some really weird shit to date Manson, though I secretly think he's a vanilla, missionary guy.

Man, I wish he'd bring back Omega. His Mechanical Animals era videos and music were just so so flawless to me. Weirdly, when he was dating Dita, his shit got even freakier and grosser (see $aint video for reference, compare to Coma White). I'm still a fan, he continues to be my most ~problematic~ fave.