Mine is Jon Stewart, his is Jennifer Connelly. My mom and dad were more cool than us, Jim Morrison and Stevie Nicks. I didn’t know there was ever a doubt that this is a thing.

I guess you could always try google

Are your shitty nieces also to blame for your shitty broad generalizations?

Your interview with Grumpy Cat was some serious journalism and I love you for it. Godspeed.

When I was 8 I was injured in a car accident and had to stay in the hospital for a week. I used to call the smell of my mom’s perfume ‘mommy gook.’ She sprayed all the blankets and stuff with Navy so I would have mommy gook when she would go home to shower and stuff.

I didn’t have this Barbie but I did have the dress, which my Barbie ‘accidentally’ wore home from a friend’s house. I have no regrets.

I knit a chunky blanket for a friend and it pilled terribly and was hideous in a month. Loosely twisted yarns have no durability. Have fun with your $$$ decorative blanket that you can’t touch without ruining it.

I feel ridiculous for noticing that she is on The Young and the Restless (as one of two actresses who play the same child intermittently but don’t even look the same age )

Inserting needles, clean or not, and introducing a foreign substance into the bloodstream without using sterile technique doesn’t help. I am an MRI tech and we scan a lot of IV drug users looking for abscesses in the spine and spinal cord. I’ve seen both bacterial and fungal. They often end up leaving the hospital…

If you are open to indies, Pumpkin and Poppy sells a contouring powder that is my holy grail as an uber pale person, here is a review of it http://www.brightestbulbinthebox.com/2014/08/review… She also dupes those spendy Hourglass illuminators.

I'm engaged to a pretty darn fab guy I met on OK Cupid—going on 5 years together. I also went on a lot of awful dates before I met him, and had to shake 1 or 2 psychos. Soooo it does work sometimes. It's a good thing I had no social life at the time or I wouldn't have been bored enough to keep trying.

I hate the 'symmetry' thing. A friend of mine had to 'fire' a bridesmaid because she hadn't paid her back for anything (it wasn't a money issue, we would have probably all shared her cost if it was...she would buy stuff like new designer purses and then tell my friend that she needed more time to come up with a small…

Fun Oprah story: when she was a newscaster in Baltimore she was eating lunch at the same cafe as my mom and grandmother. When she was leaving, my grandmother watched her take huge handfuls of those butter mints (the pastel powdery ones, not wrapped) and throw them in the bottom of her purse. I'm half sure that this…

The extension of that trick is when a client offers to buy a drink the bartender gives a soda and the money goes to the girl.

What gym do you go to that doesn't have 'lunkheads'? Hell even my town's friendly tax subsidized rec center gym has those types congregating around the benches and dropping weights. My tubby butt is legit intimidated to ask them to stop doing curls in the squat rack so I can do some pathetic bar only squats.

I broke up with Dr Jarts when I discovered how many lower priced awesome Korean products there are. I love this internet age of buying things from any country!

Because they are uncomfortable and painful for some. I've tried multiple cup types in different sizes.

I missed Blue Moon beating Dogfish Head 90 minute. I'm too disillusioned to care. Voter apathy.

My grandparents had a 16 year age difference and this was always something they were always aware of. In a cosmic twist, she started developing Alzheimer's young and he was the one dealing with his much younger's wife illness into his 90's.

So what, is this a paid press release or something?