You know, I thought about what I just said, and I now don't think that your kid's level of embarrassment is a good barometer for how to dress. When I was a kid, my mother dressed incredibly dowdily. Somewhere in her mid-50's she developed a sense of style and now wears cute clothes, but for about 20 years there she…

I think you can dress attractively and even sexily without embarrassing your kid.

Don't worry about them. They're just jealous. Seriously, as a lady who used to be MUCH smaller before kids and whose baby weight didn't magically melt off, I'm jealous too. But I'm not hating. If you can wear those J. Simp dresses, go for it. I hope to join you in 8 months or so when I lose the rest of my baby weight.

I am in my early 30's. I've had two kids. I'm in the middle of losing the horrific sludge of baby weight that is the result. Let me tell you: if I ever have the body to rock a short skirt and/or halter top again, I AM FUCKING WEARING THEM, FUCK ALL HATERS. I do not care if that particular moment comes when I am 65…

So, if I read this correctly, I'm supposed to lift weights but not make faces while doing so? Sounds awesome, but I wonder how my fellow gym-goers will react to my psycho blank-faced stare plus terrifying constipated noises, which is the combination I see as the alternative to making weightlifting faces.

Calorie restriction is not the same thing as merely being skinny. One might be thin without restricting calories.

You are an idiot. The article says that obese people are at a higher risk for health disorders. That is indisputable, and echoes what I said above.

Because your body prioritizes:

You are obviously a troll, but no, that is not a fact. People who are slightly overweight live the longest.

I was going to chime in to say this, but you beat me to it.

Yes. It's our lifestyle that's killing us.

Deal.

I do not want to detract from your experience here. I think it's admirable that you want to find this girl and apologize

Not everything has to be an in-depth feminist analysis of everything. Sometimes you can just have a light-ish piece about weird stuff. Because, uh, this is an entertainment news site? Right?

Wow. Fuck you, dude. You have no idea what people want to be "closer to" and "away from". Me? I'm 5'5", and my "thin" weight is around 140 because I naturally retain a lot of muscle and am larger-boned. At that weight I'm a healthy size 4 with a 27 inch waist. It's at the top of the BMI charts, but it's the healthiest…

Yeah — 150 lbs lost? VICTORY!!! 155 lbs lost? OMG YOU ARE WAY TOO THIN EAT A COOKIE BITCH!!!

In my family, I had the fun experience of being told that I could bring anybody home, white, black, brown, or other — as long as they were Catholic. Non-Catholics would get the side eye.

That is dumb.

Yes. Troll Alert.

Troll Alert.