I guess what I would say to you is, if you do not want to see the toddler shit, then do not click on the story that explicitly promises a photo of toddler shit. Problem solved!

Once my ex's dog ate a tinfoil covered roast that had been defrosting on the counter. The lawn was festive with tiny bits of glittering tinfoil for weeks afterward.

God I love her thighs. As someone with some THIGHS, I love that she, too, has some thighs.

I would look into the possibility that you are actually an android, like the cylons in BSG, or else that you are a clone and your memory has been wiped like Tom Cruise's character in Oblivion. Those are the only two explanations that make sense to me, because I am 32 and Lisa Frank was pretty much the background of my…

This comment seriously made me tear up a little. For real. Thanks.

For real: why?

!!! WTF is this.

At the rate that military officials are getting replaced and reassigned, we'll all eventually have a chance at command. I plan on using mine to direct that camouflage uniforms be replaced with hammer pants and pink half-shirts that read "Shut up and Dance." I am going to be Brigadier General Popular.

I just posted something about this upthread! Glad I found my fellow Catch-22 fans.

Am I the only one who read this and thought of Milo Minderbinder? I can't be the only one.

You totally did! Thanks.

That sucks. I am a white lady, and I have never before considered that I have the freedom to answer my door in shitty clothes and still get respect. Because god help me if I had to answer the door looking respectable and not, say, in a ratty t-shirt covered with spit-up and gross yoga pants and my second, shitty pair…

Yes. Exactly. Having been a victim of racism, which I do not doubt, doesn't give anyone license to be a prick. Or to use rape language. Or call someone a cunt. Jesus.

How did she do with it as far as learning to ride? I don't know many 3 year olds that skate, so I have no idea how easy it would be to teach her.

??!!! Is this some kind of new breed of human I am not aware of. Because, as the mother of a toddler and an infant, I can tell you that most of the tiny children I've come into contact with would a) lick it b) pee on it c) vomit on it or d) poke at it for a few minutes, then wander off to go stuff crayons up their…

This lady is awesome. That is all.

This is one of the nicest things I've heard of. Seriously, WHO IS CUTTING THE DAMN ONIONS?

Thank God. This year my almost three year old daughter has told me that for Christmas she wants 1) a new ball; 2) an airplane; 3) a firetruck; 4) a skateboard (pink, please); and 5) a balloon animal. Like, the kind that magicians make at kids' parties? Aside from the skateboard and the balloon animal, I'd swear that…

The BEST is not on this list. This is is the BEST fucking toy ever created and yes, my 10 year-old son wants it.

I hate four of them, but what could be more wholesome than a mechanical dinosaur with rockets strapped to its back? I kind of want that toy for myself. OK, so maybe not wholesome, but still. Kind of campy fun. I fail to see the problem there, unless you dislike guns for kids, which is legit. Digital Play-Doh, though.…