This was my thought. I think attractive people are just, like, happier and definitely more successful. We already know they make more money than their unattractive counterparts.

Actually, today I'm totally doing that. But I'm a B cup, so not much actual flapping goes on.

Although your point doesn't have much to do with the article, as a female servicemember, I agree with you. Women should be required to register for the Selective Service.

You are right. But you are also wrong. Bush did deregulate the banks. But so did everyone from Reagan on, including Clinton.

I forgot to say: The military commissions. Fuck those too.

So. I really dislike GWB. Did not vote for him. Voted AGAINST him. Voted for Gore and Kerry. Don't like anything about him, from his choice of veep to his shitty grammar to his shitty associations with conservative Christian action groups to his weirdly thin upper lip.

Yes! So when you have a hot date, plan for it by NOT EATING ALL WEEK! That way you can afford the calories for that foie gras burger and you can keep up the polite fiction that you are a tiny skinny person with a very high metabolism*!

Yes. I do not give a flying fuck how she got her figure back. If had a few hundred thou to drop on cosmetic surgery, I might be trying to get the same shit done. Because pregnancy does a number on you. So good for her. If it's true. And if not, still good for her. For fuck's suck.

WORD. Seriously, in full battle gear gender is barely distinguishable. And rightly so.

Yes. This is horrible. She should be ashamed of herself.

Ha, yes — my house is pretty small and our bedroom is adjacent to our oldest daughter's room. She is DEFINITELY going to hear stuff if she's awake and is old enough now to ask uncomfortable questions.

Yep. I have kids. I will take 1o-15 minutes of sex, any sex, once or twice a week at 6 am before my kids are up, over no sex at all. Orgasm would be great! But I have a toddler and a baby and that shit is just not happening very often. But I still want to have sex with my husband, because 1) it's enjoyable and 2) we…

I forgot about him too! WRONGLY!

I see you beat me to it.

Counter with young superhot Brando:

Your name. So good.

I just finished TWO motherfucking cups of spinach, one for each eye! Spinach! Fuck yeah!

Anaconda Jaw is the name of my next porn! Coming soon on Vivid Video!*

Me too. I used to drink pickle juice and vinegar based salad dressings.

Me. I have loved spicy shit since I was a little kid. And I fucking LOVE these things. The salt! The spice! The sour! The crunch! Holy shit they are good. I only let myself have them like, once a year, and then I eat the whole bag and definitely get FHB. Worth it.Kind of.