Well, you can forgive the article writers for not being clearer. It's hard to nail down specifics on a completely fake story.*

Did the New York Times report this? Are these women all also "opting out"? Because I smell a fake trend piece.

Me. I was like, "wow, that would do a lot more than delay MY wedding."

Totally. Why couldn't she just have been like, "I'm selling these tickets because my daughters lied to me and broke the rules. Their loss is your gain!"

Thank you, good sir, for understanding that if you're going to stick it back there, then you need to discuss what you're doing and prepare. I mean, useful advice for any sexual encounter, but absolutely indispensable with anal. A lot of guys just don't get this. Surprise anal DOES NOT WORK.

Haha, pushback. For real though — some ladies like anal, some don't. But I think even for most of those who like it, it's not a regular thing. It's something they do every now and then. But if you took your cues from porn, you'd think that no sexual experience is complete without throwing it back there.

It's hard to pick out what the dumbest thing he says is. Too many choices! But if I had to, I would say it's #90, "You're most likely to be your own cause of depression." WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK.

I also had not considered this. I think you're right — this kind of thing is just not a good idea, period.

Maybe, but who do you punish for that? If you believe in 'rape culture', then that culture permeates this entire country, right? So does that mean that everyone in America needs to be castigated for what these two guys did?

I just don't even know what to do with this. My comment and your experience are not mutually exclusive, I guess is where I'd start. It can be true that most Americans don't care if Miss America is Indian AND also true that you get nasty looks in public sometimes.

My question is if it was ONLY the black kids who got treated this way. Because that would be completely fucked up. If it was all the kids or if the kids who got that treatment were selected not based on race, and the group actually included non-black kids), then I think I'm OK with it, or at least the concept. Bad, …

Or, use makeup remover and don't wash your face then? I don't know.

Hold on, how is Tweeting part of a love relationship? CAN I STILL BE IN LOVE IF I DON'T TWEET? I mean, I've been married for 4 years and me and my husband have literally never Tweeted anything at (to?) each other. I don't understand. Isn't Twitter the medium for broadcasting terrible puns/telling everyone you're at…

Holy fuck you are crazy.

Yes. That is what I was doing. Thank you.

Yeah, thanks, I know that Russia and the CR were never the same country. I speak some Czech because I lived there, so I'm pretty familiar with the history of the region. It's just — what's closer to Russian? English, Spanish, or Czech? Why, Czech! So I tried to use what I could. It's like using Spanish when you're in…

Interesting. I did take Admin Law my 1L year, but maybe you Canadanadians do things differently.

That sounds about right. When I get home from a court day after eating nothing and drinking only coffee, I usually want wine and chocolate cake. The whole day just fries your mind and exhausts you. At the end of a multi-day trial you can pretty much just touch me and I crumble into pieces.

This letter definitely came from a 1L. People go batshit crazy their 1L year. Later on they calm down, but 1L is all about indulging your neuroses in an attempt to make yourself feel better about the incredibly foolish decision you've made to attend law school.

I hear you on the language thing, but I was pretty comfortable with, and used to, traveling in places where the language was impenetrable, like rural Thailand. Cyrillic is a script I could figure out, and using logic and my horrible Czech, which is at least a Slavic language, I could often figure out what was going…