No Russian and only a shaky grasp of Cyrillic. I do speak some Czech (spoke more at the time, now very very rusty), but the Russian folks I tried Czech on would just look at me suspiciously and then seem to get even angrier than normal. And in my experience Russian people start out at Anger Level 1000. So I don't…

Guinea pigs aren't rodents? You just blew my mind!

This is off-topic, but how did you survive in Moscow? I've travelled to 20+ countries and lived abroad more than once, but the week I spent in Moscow was just. awful. Everything was dirty (and I don't mind a little dirt!), everything was expensive (except vodka) and everyone seemed to hate everyone else. And the…

Yes. I wash my face once a day if I'm super oily, but try to keep it to every other day. I have clearer skin if I don't wash as often.

Oh God, I hate gun nuts so much. So so much. Aaron Alexis walked into a military facility with a shotgun and a few handguns. Do you want to know what he wanted to walk in there with? An AR-15. For those of you who don't know, an AR-15 is basically an M16 that isn't fully automatic, meaning you have to actually squeeze…

You are 100% correct. What was done to her is awful, and anyone being a bystander to that deserves a special spot in purgatory. But the whole town was not at the party.

Marry. Me.

Wow, I disagree with everything you wrote here.

Um. Because it's fine to assume she wants it, as long as you don't actually rape her? Like, "hey, this girl seems into me, I think she wants to have sex. Awesome!" Is different from "hey this girls seems into me, I think she wants to have sex and I don't care if that's not actually the case!"

"Tear your ass in two" = rough sex, or at least that's how I saw it. Nothing wrong with some rough sex! What's wrong with some rough sex? Or he's just bragging about his big dick. So what? Lots of women like big dicks.

Fantastic, reasoned, intelligent response. I agree completely.

I agree.

OK. That is amazing. Seriously, I can't even be mad if that shows up on my facebook page.

Some guy from Slate actually found out. Here you go:

I used to get one all the time that said, in Spanish, "What if all slaughterhouses had glass walls?" It was from PETA. So confusing. I mean, I do speak Spanish and occasionally make comments in Spanish on Spanish-speaking friends' walls. So +1 there, I guess. But my primary language is definitely English, and I am not…

You know? I think you deserve an apology from me. I did assume that you were talking about individual doctors, not just "the system", and that triggered my rage that's always simmering from dealing with the twits on babycenter and whatnot who think that all doctors are evil and out to get them and just want to give…

I got mistrust of doctors from your comment about the "malice" in the healthcare system. So what were you in fact talking about?

Why? Your comment made me angry, but YOU don't. I just liked another comment that you made.Can't you separate the two? I'm not calling you a moron. I'm challenging your position. So don't go slam your head in a door.

I'm so sorry.

Yes, exactly.