Best description of a stomach ever.

I'm sorry, but what malice? Seriously. I want to know what the fuck you are talking about. I think some doctors are unethical, but I have to say that almost all of the healthcare professionals that I've dealt with have been focused on making me better, however they could. I didn't always like them and I didn't always…

As I'm concerned, the only place to have a kid is in the hospital. It's true that most normal births could happen at home, but every birth is normal right up until it isn't. A friend of mine lost a baby because she chose to give birth outside the hospital. I would never choose it for myself.

I like what this lady is doing, but I can't deal with the homebirth agenda on her website. I don't know if the descriptions of the folks in her gallery are done by her or by them, but they all say things like "After two previous intervention-filled hospital birth, Mindy had Kaylen at home in a tub, peacefully." 1. I…

Jesus, how awful. I had no idea that we were so close the same situation that Ireland had in which that lady died. I have two kids and I remember the terror and fear that I would miscarry with them or that they would be stillborn. I can't imagine the grief of losing a baby AND running up against dangerous laws that…

Ohhhh, that's great. Love that explanation.

Do you seriously think that there is no qualitative difference between being digitally penetrated and being penetrated anally, orally, and vaginally, and then peed and pooped on? And that there is no qualitative difference between a few people knowing about it and, like, half the town attempting to cover it up? The…

Exactly. I mean, Jesus would probably looks more like Yasser Arafat than Ryan Gosling. Which would be awkward for, like, every painter from Giotto on forward. Renaissance painters: Uh, we, uh, we thought people could, like relate to you more if you, uh, looked like them? Like, if you looked like a fair skinned white…

Of course they don't happen in a vacuum. Of course they happen in the world. No one is arguing with that (are they? That would be weird.) I just think that, no matter what happens, you can always find someone on Twitter to be stupid about it. I was expressing the opinion that these folks are not in line with the…

Legitimate First! Mightily Oats! (Dies of happiness.)

I mean, sure, yeah, you can always find idiots on social media. Like, if Jesus came back from wherever he's been for the last 2000 years and started handing out free ponies, people on Twitter would be like, "FUCKING JEW GO WORK IN A BANK." So I don't think that the Twidiots' opinion about Miss America is very…

Sure, fair enough. I certainly don't think the influence of Greek life at Emory was as pernicious as it probably as at, say, GSU or UGA. I noticed it most freshman year, when everyone went insane about rushing and about getting into the pretty sororities and getting bids. The whole process seemed insane and…

I had heard that GA had this law as well, which was why none of the sororities at Emory had houses but all the frats did.

It does if you consider that south Florida = The North, while northern Florida = The South, culturally. I grew up in an area that was a mix of snowbirds and hillbillies.

I have done this at restaurants. Fuck anyone who says anything.

I have 2 kids under the age of 3, but I do not understand this controversy at all.

Word. I grew up in a very Catholic household, and I was absolutely expected to go to college. I find this guy's position baffling, given that the Catholic church is one of the primary educational institutions around the world, for both genders. The church is very, very into education, including higher education. So,…

Wrong and wrong and wrong. I was born and raised in Florida. Good lord.

Turman North. I graduated in 2003. And I should have said my entire floor — about 30 girls. I too was stunned. I don't think it was the norm for the rest of campus. Probably TN was an outlier. But hey, thanks for calling what I said nonsense with no basis!

1. This is why I never say anything about 9/11. I wasn't there and other people have said better things than I've got to say.