I think Blatt’s actually a good coach; he’s just on the wrong team.

I’ve always thought that Dirk Nowitzki was born in the wrong era. Can you imagine being part of a Roman legion on the German frontier of the Empire circa 100 CE and having to take on a 7ft 245lb barbarian Dirk Nowitzki in close personal combat?

Hot Take: Coldplay is the poor man's U2, and U2 is awful.

Kobe’s Highest PER-28, MJ beat that 7 times

He means for a season. Not one game. With your Stan ass.

Haha, I am not talking about games. I’m talking about an entire season. Michael averaged 32-8-8 on 54-percent shooting his entire age-25 season. Kobe has never come close to doing that. Kobe has never crested 47-percent shooting for a single season, and has never averaged either of those 8s. That age-25 season was one…

If you’re old enough to have watched young Michael put up 32-8-8 on 54-percent shooting as a 25-year-old and you still think this, you’re an insane person.

What does this mean, “took the easy way out”? Kobe has spent the back half of his career trying to arrange for other stars to come join him in Los Angeles. You’re congratulating him for it not having worked. That’s dumb.

This kind of sensationalist nonsense isn’t why I come to Deadspin.

How to become a Philly folk hero:

Doc Rivers is a terrible coach, part infinity

Remember, the real villain is the kid who takes a couple grand, not the coach and school who make millions off that kid’s labor.

They did WHAT?!?!?

Commentator: “Cam’s like a kid out there. He’s a gunslinger”

too bad art is like, you know, like subjective and shit?

I feel ya bro. This is a very reasonable fear, and I do the same thing. Each time I turn a year older, I find a famous person who died at that age and worry I’m gonna go out just like them. When I turned 31, I worried I was gonna die of meningitis originally misdiagnosed as ptomaine poisoning, just like Addie Joss…

Awesome, now someone needs to kill Dogmeat...

cant do ugly...