Awwww, a good In-In-Out reference makes my day.

Who wants the kind of man Dr. Allen can help you get? If her suggestion is that these are the only ones available, then we're all clearly better off with our ladyfriends and a few elaborate vibrators, no?

@hortense: I'm rereading 1984 for the first time since high school, and it's hard not to see Big Brother everywhere (though thank god I held off during the Bush Administration). Thanks, People.

@xskeptictankx: Don't forget the liberals. By which I mean, everyone currently residing in Sodom states like CA (though I guess we regained some of our bigot cred after Prop 8) and MA.

Ugh. Thanks, NYT, for your perfunctory mention of the fact that these low obesity rates come from access to dollars, proper food, and an urban environment that allows for LOTS of walking. Followed by your extremely detailed analysis of 22-dollar salads. Incisive indeed.

It took me five months after grad school ended to find a job, and I WAS anxious and irritable and definitely less fun to be around. But I was also, you know, APPLYING FOR JOBS. Yes, it's stressful and upsetting, but if I refused to do anything stressful or upsetting, I can't remember the last time I would have…

The badge features Jesus preaching to an ark full of unicorns and T-Rexes. Things go a little downhill after the sermon breaks for lunch, though.

For the love of logic. If I need government assistance just to pay for the ABORTION, who on earth thinks I can afford the CHILD? I know they're miracles and all, but that doesn't mean they subsist on sunshine and fairy dust.

"If you think it better to be friends, then stop being so provocative around me. I am losing sleep after all."

The fact that he managed to get through three and a half years of liberal arts school with those execrable writing habits makes me weep for America's Youth.

@RainyKate: Of course, how "pure" can she be if she's selling it?

"Twin Peeks"

@TheFormerJuneBronson: The bigotry exhausts me; the slipshod writing offends and enrages me. That's...probably unacceptable.

"Yes, lets make it socailly[sic] acceptable to be obese. That will be good for our society! (rolls eyes)

"You take a bite of cheesecake and you think 'Should I be doing this?'" First: Not every every person with five or 150 pounds to lose is sitting around eating cheesecake.

@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs....: I think someone got Ph.D. confused with MRS. Must have been a lady editor.

As with all other high-level governmental officials, my first and only concern regarding the pick for Surgeon General is whether I'd like to bang her in a repossessed "no fatties" sauna. Thanks once again, Fox News, for getting right to the heart of my worries!

If I say "shit" because it's what I'm thinking, it's a win.

@Ms. Stewbert is tired of hyphenating: A complete reversal of policy.

@TheFormerJuneBronson: Exactly. Talk to me about female candidates being taken seriously again when I can see one reach the national spotlight without having to wade through mountains of bs about her outfits, k?