@CurtCole: Pie all the way. It's cake, plus fruit! I'm hoping for a tableful of wedding pies when mrteenwordpower and I finally get around to it.

"...to bring change about" makes me gag a little.

@dripdrop: Not just the "right" way, but a "childlike" way—rather than, you know, a "womanly" way. Because god forbid we sexualize women in an adult context. That'd be totally gross and inappropriate, right?

I'm always tripping over bits of brains I leave scattered about my apartment.

@lalaland13: I like the image of a discreet fairy who leaves before the action starts much better than that of a creepster whispering sex commands in my ear while I'm clearly busy.

@bluebears: Definitely, but it's taken on a different vibe. Now we're focused on the WONDER and PURITY of virginity, rather than SHAME and HORROR of being "shopsoiled". Probably because the former is more PR-friendly.

Couldn't they just call this series Masochist Nights or something? Then at least the rest of us would know what we were getting into.

Were they really this obsessed with virginity in the 80s? It seems a little late for that, no?

I don't think the "President" has a right to control the media with regard to what images are and are not published, but the "father of minor children" does. In his "father" capacity, he should be able to dictate the terms of the media's exposure to his children. In his "President" capacity, he should not be able to…

Did she use the washcloth in lieu of toilet paper? Because honestly, I'm probably unhealthily negligent regarding germ issues, and I still wouldn't want to put my hands—let alone my face—on that.

@R-Star: Well, but I think there's a difference between Cabbage Patch preemies, marketed to small children, and these extremely lifelike preemies marketed to adults. My sister, for instance, was premature, has always been tiny, and had some related health problems. It was nice for her to have one of the Cabbage Patch…

Crunckleton! My new favorite word. Now it just needs a definition.

Of course, if a man just "took" abuse and didn't fight back, he'd be seen as weak—or, in the case of domestic abuse, henpecked/pussywhipped. It's lovely.

I was hottest at 18? False. Patently, demonstrably false. I'm the same weight I was then, but with bigger boobs and better skin. Have these people never seen high school pictures of celebrities?

@eve804: Also, disappear my boobs. Also, grow me some grace and coordination.

@ericacartman: The death of an enormously popular artist DOES make the world a less-better place. It's of course complicated with a figure like Michael Jackson, with his pretty sordid recent history, but let's not forget that he wasn't just a "celebrity"—the man revolutionized pop music and made an enormous impact on…

This reminds me of patient Griselda—"I hate you! I'll make your life miserable! Haha, it's all because I love you!" *KISS*

Eeep! So beautiful. I love the way the water moves—it's so huge and fast.

I found these in a coffee shop bathroom the other day: [tinyurl.com]

@Rare Affinity: We do not find all adults equally attractive. We do not find all infants equally attractive. We do not find all PEOPLE equally attractive. Why is this so alarming?