meghanngordon
superfluous consonants
meghanngordon

@undefined: @BoozeInMyBlood[Formerly ForgetfulBitch]: My boyfriend and I are already having sex, and it is still absolutely about consent. We both, at all times, reserve the right to say NO. As I would if I were manipulated into a position I didn't want to be in. Just sitting on that guy in a way he's not into IS

My first thought was: She looks dreamy! As usual!

So...we're all secretly into bestiality and incest? All I need now is some kind of blood bond between me and my dreamy, dreamy cocker spaniel. Who has the same color has as mrteenwordpower! And the same name as my uncle! Perfect.

@safi: Lisa Simpson would also be psyched about this.

@undefined: @braak: Cannibalism cuts down on human waste and shrinks your carbon footprint. If you were a lesbian communist cannibal from Northampton, you'd KNOW that.

@lalaland13: Nothing makes Baby feel loved like knowing he's a mistake.

@ellaesther: If you were REALLY hot, you wouldn't have to throw around big rocks to get laid. You'd just have to suggest you might.

@Linnley: You know, I see them all the time. On the street. In my office. At the store. It's like they're half the population or something!

@MissBoo: And buying many expensive vibrators? Ladies can buy sex too!

The reason I tend to be annoyed with "casual sex" ads isn't that the characters aren't on their way to the alter, it's the fact that more often than not the ads are for men and the sex isn't particularly sexy from a lady-parts perspective.

@Miss Carrie Nation: Right, I understand that, but generally research indicates that children with helicoptery parents have, on average, less of the sex than children without.

Of for the love of god. Music does not cause sex—children who are ALLOWED to listen to music most adults find objectionable probably aren't getting the kind of close supervision that the ones who became nuns do. And when giving room/opportunity, they get to sexing. One wonders if these researchers spent five minutes

Um, I love clown hair. I throw fits every time my boyfriend cuts his. You know, so he won't get fired.

I'd prefer protection that didn't wait to take effect upon penetration, as I'd prefer the assault not get that far if at all possible. Can I have one that will shoot tiny daggers OUT of my ladybits AT attackers before they get their pants off?

It doesn't "work". The reason you talk/read to your baby in the womb is because they can hear sounds and cadences of speech. Like post-natal infants, pre-natal fetuses do not yet actually understand language. 'Cause...duh?

Hilariously pretentious. That said, a lot of the outfits/photos are lovely.

"Something universal and available to everyone" is a good way to identify things that belong in museums—you know, where they are actually available to everyone. Obviously you can't put every prop from every Scary Movie sequel in a museum, but ruby slippers? SERIOUSLY. Not fair, rich guys.

@Fatwetdog: Right? that's the first thing I thought.