@orangehennessey: Seriously. Ow, my Angelino heart.

@SaintNora: I pointed this out elsewhere, but my complaint isn't with the fact that she's a cheerleader, it's with the fact that her body appears to have zero muscle mass. Cheerleaders, dancers, and gymnasts generally have a LOT of quite visible muscle mass.

mrteenwordpower is EERILY like my father: they have similar builds, senses of humor, and obsessions with sports. I readily admit it's a bit gross, but I'm willing to accept it given the fact they are also both patient, generous, slow to anger, nonjudgmental, extremely intelligent, and quite funny. My father taught me…

If I had an abortion, I would probably not tell my totally pro-choice, dark-blue Democratic parents. One, because it's an emotional situation regardless of your beliefs (and mine are as pro-choice as theirs and probably more), but two, because I don't share the details of gynecological procedures with them. I wouldn't…

@MeanMadMargaret: Maybe I should try it? It's probably empowering.

@..now it's just Aesop's Foibles.: Word. And honestly, if wearing panties with puppies emblazoned all over them or whatever is the most disempowering part of my day, I'm gonna go ahead and call that a win.

@robotsattack: I'm not trying to empower myself via underwear...I'm trying to protect my ladyparts from my jeans. VS lasts longer than Hanes underwear in a bag—and I know, because I have a lot of that, too.

@robotsattack: I actually have a lot of enormous (boy-short style) underwear from VS. Which I like because it's constantly on sale.

@misspie - panda tears and angel blood: How can it possibly be legal to require doctors to recite medically inaccurate information? My mind boggles. Can anyone explain this?

@Mmmmkay: I love me some pearl applicators. both regular applicators and cotton pods are scratchy.

@thatonegirlsays: Where are you located? I spent a year abroad in England and I miss Wagamama at least three times a week. Is there one in the US?

@murielmercurial: Does he get some too?

@lorali: I did this when I was studying abroad too. They're all in my incredibly crappy dorm room, with unfortunate lighting and a fair amount of awkwardness. After about 300 tries, a couple were actually reasonably flattering, though, and boyf was psyched.

What do you DO with these, once the fun present-giving time is over? You can't really hang them anywhere but the bedroom, and doesn't that eventually feel stupid/weird?

I had been fooling around with this really terrible guy at the time mrteenwordpower and I first kissed. After that, seriously, kissing this other guy was nauseating, and it wasn't guilt. It was that no one else was acceptable anymore. love!

@mass romantic: I aim to please! Weirdly!

"Anne Hathaway has to foot the bill with her new boyfriend Adam Shulman, because the struggling actor can't afford to participate in her extravagant lifestyle....'He feels bad that Anne has to pay, so he does little things for her, like buy her books, give her love notes and cook her meals - little things to make her…

Why isn't anyone concerned that she was totally unfamiliar with the basis of her movie? Doesn't that seem strange?

@Jasie Stokes: @braak: For serious, where'd you go to school? I went to Smith, and Hamshire-snarking always gives me a nostalgic, Jack Daniels-flavored feeling.

@LittleSpider: See, you'd think that, but I have friends to whom this ACTUALLY happened. Repeatedly. As in: her partner's unacceptable head etiquette (headiquette?) caused her to vomit, and then when she was kind and generous and forgiving enough to go down on him again, he tried to shove himself down her throat,…