My favorite thing was to slowly peel the chocolate off a Swiss Cake roll, lovingly eat it, and then work my way through the cake and cream. Yes, my mom was too cheap to buy Hostess products. Why do you ask?

I reproduced in order to get into Vogue and it finally worked. Nom!

Remember what Tyra said. Make sure there's no chin fat.

We did it, Kris, we finally did it.

Asshole. Understandably.

You think these monsters only exist in our nightmares or Tarantino films. Jesus Christ. These poor women.

A gross thing happened in a public place? mmmkay

Suddenly, I want to burn an actual book.

Stop giving this clearly mentally unstable woman a forum for her twisted views! She is a nobody. Leave her in oblivion, I beg you, media.

Slingblade Style

I exclusively pumped for six months. It was hard and stressful. To my surprise no one gave me a medal at the end either (fuckers). What and how you feed your child is intensely personal and one size does not fit all.

Sincere concern for Nicole Richie from a stranger on the Internet. Eating disorders are no joke.

Maybe the MACE gun is if they're getting a ride home from Chris Brown or Sean Penn.

Is this a sponsored post? These companies will certainly thank you for posting this list.

Science is truly amazing. I'm not begin sarcastic. When I think of what what scientists do and the creativity and tenaciousness it takes, I'm kind of overwhelmed.

I'm so mad at you, kale!!!!!

So a lack of protocol and respectful behavior in the White House is cute now? Yeah. No.

These sound like quotes from an undergrad in an Intro to Business class.

The only downside is that readalikes and other backlist titles that readers of X or Y series would enjoy might not get the renewed attention that the wait for the next installment usually brings.

I would like for this guy not to have an opinion about how one female athlete prepares for her Olympic event. Maybe she already did her prescribed stretching/warm-ups and then enjoys doing The Robot to warm herself up mentally.