Why attend a Catholic institution of higher learning when your tuition helps support the Catholic Church and their stance on contraceptives? It's time for people to take a stand on this and that's by bypassing the institutions before you have to become part of a lawsuit ensuring access to birth control. Plummeting…

Does not warm my heart. Anything Kardashian related is calculated down to the expression on the supposedly happy father's face.

This. They probably tried to opt out long before they ended up on the couch this morning, but she harangued herself right into a live, embarrassing display of "Go fuck yourself, Mom."

Let's take sex out of the equation because women can be sexual predators too...your sister behaves like a professional. The warning signs for this guy weren't necessarily sexual at first, in my opinion, it was that he was engaging a patient at all in the realm of social media.

Maybe it was some Buddhist chant?

Need Zach Braff photo bomb.

Trying not to clench fist and recoil.

Silverback Squirrel. Native to Brooklyn.

I was thinking the same thing. Do people really go nuts over these Target collaborations anymore when most of it ends up on eBay?

I like your solution a lot, actually, and I think the parents were inconsiderate assholes for taking the baby with them.

Do we really love Woody Allen so much that we have to have all this hand-wringing about if he "actually" married his stepdaughter? He was in a familial relationship with his now wife in which he was the primary romantic partner OF HER MOTHER. Also, his own daughter has accused him of molesting her and behaving…

Pedophile

She's so uncomfortable in her own skin. It's makes me squirm to see how insecure and legitimately dumb she is.

So this is what her face looks like if she's not sticking out her tongue...

Yes, that is strange.

1 million pinterest wedding board pins by the close of the stock market! #bet

A smile among the Bitch Faces.

After working as a children's librarian nothing about this shocks me. Some adults treat children horribly and seem completely unable to understand when kids can't handle adult situations. I'm sorry you had to see that at work and, more importantly, I'm sorry you had to experience that in your own life. This isn't…

This wasn't an open letter to a 5 year-old who was forced to sit through a 3 hour adult movie and did a great job of it. This is an open letter to an asshole father who put his own wants ahead of what's appropriate, not to mention fun for a 5 year-old. The kid didn't have to be misbehaving for his dad to be a selfish…

Calm down everyone, I'm still just an attention seeking asshole! Thank you for playing. Yours in botox, Madonna.