Calm down everyone, I'm still just an attention seeking asshole! Thank you for playing. Yours in botox, Madonna.

Here's to cranberry juice!

I wish I could like this 1,000 times. I didn't see this comment before I posted mine.

Did you cousin's mother drink one glass of wine over the course of several hours once or twice a week? There's a difference between Fetal Alcohol Syndrome as a result of an alcoholic mother and what this study looked at.

Go read "Expecting Better: Why the Conventional Pregnancy Wisdom Is Wrong" and *then* you can comment on this fucking article. As a pregnant woman, I'm so fucking sick of getting concern trolled by people who have no actual data to back-up their concern about my health, my body, and my unborn baby. Yes, I *did* walk…

Why didn't Shia just have the skywriter do: Sorry Not Sorry? Cheaper and rings a bit more true, wouldn't you say?

Exactly the type of thing Murphy would have starred in.

Who cares? Seriously, Brittany Murphy was not some Actress of Our Generation. I'm sorry her father can't take a medical examiner with absolutely no ulterior motives finding's at face value but why are we helping to torture this man by indulging his delusions publicly?

Acting!

Wipe that face off your smirk.

What more can I say? Buy now, indeed. These are The Best.

In my experience 95% of parents are trying really, really hard to keep their kids under control and avoid any seat kicking or tantrums. The other 5% were terrible, obnoxious people before they had kids, so either way they were going to be dicks on the flight. Between all the electronic devices we have on the plane, do…

Eyes not smiling.

Authorities wonder why we cheer on vigilantes from our computers.

Since this is a Vice article, my first thought was that Cat Marnell must be her new client.

What a lovely story. Thanks for sharing. I think you also hit the nail on the head. Some people enjoy cooking, losing themselves in the experience. Others enjoy the eating and conversation (I'm not saying you can't enjoy both!). As a full-time parent, it's nice to come home and eat with my family, as opposed to…

Agreed. There was something about her physical appearance that affected her self-esteem and relationships and she was able to change it and feel good about it. I don't see anything wrong with that. Auto-snarking plastic surgery just doesn't jibe with some of the people I know who've had plastic surgery and are really…

Brava, Jane Pratt! Once again providing us with the most incredible, over-the-top link bait on the Internets. There's a reason she's a legend and it's not because she taught us how to make a dress out of a pillowcase.

You don't get to work for an organization that has an anti-homosexual agenda and then be surprised when they fire you for getting married to your same-sex partner. This is in-line with the Church's teachings, so I'm more shocked that they were shocked.

Those are some brass balls.