Wow. I think he illustrates perfectly where the motivation for these bills comes from; a hatred for women’s voices and choices and medical well-being that is based in hatred of women themselves.

Trump wanted to win the election. He did NOT want to be President of the United States.

To be fair, he’s only getting an early start because his impeachment will inevitably slow things down, re: campaigning.

exactly. i’m not downplaying that it’s probably more upsetting to racists to see a black bachelor, but for the reason you just explained is why im surprised they are going bachelorette first. if white women in indiana cant relate to the bachlorette (bc, you know, racism) they wont tune in.

Nope. Black man possibly pursuing white women is the more threatening option.

Not at all, actually. I don’t think I can explain this well, and it will probably sound super offensive, but I suspect that for those people who are bothered by this type of thing a pretty black woman being romanced by a handsome white dude (you know at least 50% of her stable of suitors will be white) is going to be…

wait, he purposefully proposed on a random friday just in case he’d need to fight for it back? Ah, Romance!

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

This is new money rich people wedding behavior. Old money just sends piercing lasers of thought-hate at each other through their eyeballs and the newlyweds embark on a life of emotional distance, then after the ceremony everybody gets letters from lawyers.

R.I.P. I Thee Dread 

This is so deliciously good.

It takes a real stupid asshole to make me defend Uber, yet here I am.

Their. Jesus H.

They’re good tweets, Lauron.

First thing I thought was “Progress!” then I got sad that voters believing SNL is more credible than the president is considered progress/the upside these days.

Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

This is what happens when your only two categories are “violent Islamic extremist terrorist” and “perfectly swell white guy”

Jamie Lynn Spear’s ordeal is my WORST nightmare as a parent. The “watching your child in mortal peril but not being able to fix it” variety. I know we’re so quick to say “but she shouldn’t have allowed...” but honestly at the end of the day, peoplec said that shit about the poor parents who watched an alligator snatch…

Ok but back to the important part - how many abortions did you sell her?