Do we really want to attract bears to the white house? Hasn’t the secret service suffered enough???

Is this really a good idea, though? I mean, a woman POTUS and VP? Won’t their cycles sync up and wreak havoc on the White House plumbing?

They are still alive on Spotify, thank god!!

Rihannardo.

*raises hand like Hermione in Potions class on Sorcerer’s Stone*

I have reserved a slot next Friday at the Kattencafe Kopjes in Amsterdam. I have paid 3 Euros to sit in a delightful cafe, eat snacks, and pet kitties for 2 hours. I will be in Amsterdam all week, going to see the Dixie Chicks, riding bikes among the tulips, checking out the Van Gogh Museum...but it is the kitty…

yeah, so... North Carolinian here. first off I hope that people realize that “the state” is not in support of this bill. it was a state-level power-grab (small government republicans at their finest) in response to Charlotte passing a toothless anti-discriminatory “bathroom law” that would allow trans folks—…

Beg to differ

thank you for my new motivational poster

That would also be fun. Let’s be honest, I’d watch a movie about pretty much everything to do with Harry Potter. They can milk that cash cow like he’s James Bond for all I care. I will give them my money each and every time.

Okay. Another liberal article whining about African Americans being jailed at a higher rate. UGH! The prison system isn’t as bad as everyone is making it out to be! They HELP people learn and change and grow.

Despite his comments about at least two of his daughters (Tiffany here, the comments about Ivanka saying “If she weren’t my daughter...”), I actually don’t think he wants to have sex with his own children. Rather, I think he believes that the highest compliment you can give a woman is to call her fuckable. Which leads…

The P.S. was a quote from Peaches’ electroclash single,“Fuck the Pain Away” which was my jam in 2004.

I hope you get ungreyed, so that everyone realizes we are all being food fascists. Eat what makes ya happy!! And when I was a kid it was Wonder bread, PB, mustard, bologna AND potato chips IN the sandwich - then dipped in Bean n Bacon soup. I'm hoping that you, too, put the chips right IN there.

except the last PS, cause that’s Peaches.

I was really hoping the fundamentals were going to spell something out with their capital letters, like Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent.

Oh yes. Not as bad as Mondays though AMIRITE GARFIELD?

In my neck'o the woods, it's actually bananas, PB, AND mayo. See, it really can get worse.

Maybe it's like the showers from Starship Troopers.