Girl. GIRL. That is not your jumpsuit. It is doing bad, bad things to your (very pretty) shape. Take it off, go out back, douse it with gasoline and SET IT THE FUCK ON FIRE.

This is so awesome! I am all for formal, but as a sequin and platform lover, This needs me conflicted.

I had that experience when in the People's Republic of Canada, my maid at the hotel was white and I didn't know how to react.

“white people trying, and doing an average job at best: the history of western civilization, by adultosaur”

Hi there, I am a student leader at Portland Community College. I am helping to organize this event. I just wanted to let you know that we are addressing intersections of privilege—in fact, we have multiple workshops about this topic going on this month. Whiteness History Month has been really difficult for our school.…

I’ve taken classes at PCC and for whatever it’s worth (at least on the campuses I attended, in North and Southeast Portland) were pretty mixed, i.e. close to or exceeding 50% students of color. The stereotypes of Portland being this white hipster haven ring true in some but not all parts of town.

Yeah-you lose your whole family to dysentery or they drown fording the river, and you’re going to be a little out of touch due to the grief. Yeah maybe I SHOULD have stopped to rest okay. But I’m a banker not a DOCTOR. Also, why can’t I make MULTIPLE trips for the bison meat. I’m just going to leave it there to rot?…

But isn’t using the “history month” moniker kind of their point? Like it seems as though they were riffing on the assholes who are always like “why isn’t there White History Month?” or whatever. The project seems problematic to say the least, but I think they knew exactly what they were doing when they called it…

Are you wearing flip flops?! I wore platform flip flops to prom in 2003. With sequins.

Prom 2000. I didn’t really do makeup. But I did do TONS of Frizzease in my hair.

Prom 2001 here. Yep, It was frosted eyeshadows, chunky heels and frosty matching dresses in pastels.

To the left to the left.

I’m sorry LuluLemon, did you think you were irreplaceable?

Of course he’s real. And for all you kids reading, Santa just is white. Like Iggy Azalea.

You just made me realize Always Sunny represents a diverse segment of the U.S. voting public.

Aw, I love Bernie, and birds, and living in Portland! No shame here. Just glad our birds showed Bernie how much we support him.

I was there! We did lose our shit because it was so freaking adorable. The waiting for hours was a bummer, but overall, I enjoyed it and I’m glad I went.